Would you laugh if I told you that two ponderous, overweight, slow moving beasts were getting married in the hopes of producing a sleek, nimble jack rabbit? Of course you would. But that appears to be the thinking behind the proposed $3.1 billion Delta-Northwest Airlines merger. Both airlines came out of bankruptcy recently and, in their reincarnated selves decided that life would be better as a larger, even slower moving, lethargic air carrier. Proponents suggest the merger will create a more competitive airline that can survive the increasingly volatile travel industry in the US and abroad--an industry that is facing substantial costs challenges (such as soaring fuel prices). But creating a super carrier is not necessarily a prescription for the ills of the US airline industry which are structural, were exacerbated by September 11, and will take years to change. But with that said, this proposed merger merely trades one distraction--figuring out how to navigate an antiquated US travel system, for another--figuring out how to merge two below average mega-beasts. In fact, it isn't even a trade really because the new mega-airline (to be called Jabba the Hut Air--oops, I mean Delta) will be dealing with both distractions. As if being in bankruptcy weren't enough...
To be fair, there are some potential benefits including a 17% premium for Northwest Airlines shareholders and conceivably a more competitive overseas route structure that could benefit passengers, but the track record for major mergers does not give one hope. Let's see how this unfolds...but it looks like we're about to see the birth of a horribly overweight leviathan, and it won't likely have cute bunny ears.